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Clusterfuckectomy

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.
We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.
by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010
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clusterfuckarchy

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.
Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.
by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011
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Clustertrump

Word origin: "Clusterfuck."

Refers to the mess Pres. trump has created in the world through his record-breaking number of executive orders. Most especially, the Muslim ban (not his words), signed on January 25, 2017. This has led to "overturning" America's longstanding label of being the world's melting pot through his actions of hate, fear and ignorance.
"Do NOT give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..."
"Wow, that new American president has really created a clustertrump."
"We've been clustertrumped...and we're not even shocked."
by No Earplugs January 29, 2017
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Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020
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Cluster Cells

'Cluster Cells' are a group of cells that can appear on the penis when it is unclean. These cells can cause smegmal discharge to be emitted from the penis.
VEGAS: "CLEAN THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS"

VEGAS: "WE NEED A ONE AND DONE CLUSTER CELL CLEANER"

Dee Dee: " '-do you know if Nader has any Cluster Cells?' What do you mean by that? I'm not sure what you mean miss Holly."
by Sev_iRib_Farthouse_RealTV November 14, 2022
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Muster Cluster

When multiple dicks are being penatrated in a single womans vagina.
Bro! We had a muster cluster with Kate last night!
by Mr. Jones21 January 23, 2011
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unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.
"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"
by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015
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