Clonking

When a person uses big words when they’re talking, most likely to sound smart.

Stewart knew that Gilberto was clonking when he used the word ‘intellectual’ in his sentence.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 7, 2023

Chunking

When you rub chili on your hands and masturbate

Before i was sleepy all the time but after I started chunking regulary my whole life changed

by Chunking master November 27, 2022

Clanking

Clanking is the action of having sexual intercourse with an animatronic, such as freddy fazbear for example. People who participate in doing this can be referred to as clankcels or clankmaxxers.

I clanked last night man.
That clankcel be clankmaxxing fr fr.
That clanking session was absolutely insane man.

by Clankcelled clankmaxxer December 31, 2023

Clulking

Dipping your entire ballsack into a person’s gaping asshole. Up down up down.

I was clulking the other weekend, and my ballsack got so far down Plublu’s rectum that it hurt to pull them back up.

by Hhhauu January 21, 2024

Clonking

When you get your bussy pounded so hard you puke all over the bed.

Alternatively, there's another form of Clonking that involves being pounded so hard you cum all over the bed and shit and puke at the same time.

Luci: Dude, I got a harsh Clonking last night.
Quake: Real

by Lxthargy November 28, 2023

Clanking

(English) Clanking or "to clank" is for a person to have very specific point of views that differ from facts known by countries around the globe.

Reasoning: These views are common sense and can be looked up via the internet to be proven right, yet they are nowhere to be found.

Logic: None

Association: Typically occurs with people named Brian.

Person A (male): I still cannot believe how horrible the Holocaust was!
Brian: God! The Holocaust never happened go look it up and do some research.
Person A (male): You don't have to be so rude, you hurt my feelings.
Brian: Maybe if you didn't have so much estrogen in your body, you wouldn't act like this.
Person A (male): Why are you clanking so much. Go learn something.
Brian: Fuck you and fuck Naruto! Dragon Ball Z all the way!

by lilscholar0314 December 5, 2023

Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025