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porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.
Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.
by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008
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clambag

The female version of teabag. Considering females don't have the necessary parts for a teabag, "clambag" was made in place.

The act of clambagging would be a female placing her genitals onto the face (mouth) of someone else. This term was coined and is growing popularity with Halo 2 on Xbox Live. A female gamer will squat down on top of a newly killed opponent to "clambag" him and declare her superiority.
Kim: I'm going to teabag that noob the next time I kill him.
Dustin: No, Kim, you'd be clambagging him.
by Dustin C. July 16, 2008
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Climacophilia

"I have Climacophilia - I am aroused by falling down the stairs."

"Falling down the stairs at work turns me on so much - I do it every day."
by Jani Pewter February 15, 2006
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climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.
Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."
by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010
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climbo

That period inbetween Christmas and new year spent not knowing what day it is and mainly reading boring tweets and statuses about turkey sandwiches and waiting for the biggest piss up of the year.
Whoa nan! What part of Climbo is it, this turkey tastes well rank.
by Bouncersdream April 8, 2016
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climber

Someone who will do whatever it takes to reach what they consider to be the "top" of the social scale, often disregarding other friends to make new friends. However, when the new friends disappoint and they go back to the old friends they find that they are left with no friends.
Person 1: Wasn't Jenn supposed to hang out with you today?
Person 2: Yeah, but she went to go hang out with Jeff and his friends.
Person 1: She just flaked on your plans?
Person 2: Yeah. Since meeting Jeff, she got to meet Scott, Bob, and Angie's group.
Person 1: What a climber.
Person 2: Word. That bitch needs to check herself.
by MKdizzzle November 4, 2009
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social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.
Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.
by Jeffro December 1, 2007
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