Clodging

Clodging, to clodge, a combination of clunge and lodging. To sleep with a woman for a roof over your head.

‘Hey I haven’t seen Alex in a while I wonder what he’s upto?’
‘Oh he never comes out anymore now that he’s met that bird, clodging the hell out of that place!!!’

by Spunky Mcboogerballs June 1, 2019

Clíodhna

Clíodhna, (also spelled Cliodhna, Clíódhna or Clíona) is an absolutely lethal bird, usually found in Ireland shifting the Cork or Waterford lads. They are known for being “great craic” and pure deadly to hang out with. Clíodhnas can make absolutely amazing mates, but if you piss one off you should run for your life. Clíodhnas are often known for swearing like fuck, being absolutely gas, and for brining the craic to gaffs. They are usually absolute beauts and can be great listeners (when they’re sober). Clíodhnas are by far one of the greatest species on this planet.

“Ah lads, that Clíodhna is a class girl”

“Yeah, she’s a proper legend, and what a ride”

by Michael D Higgins November 8, 2019

clodhod

The act of shoving ones penis inside ones own asshole and then Cumming and having it land on a piece of chocolate and eating it after.

Hey Larry I'm going to go home and Clodhod this weekend

by Wiceman February 4, 2021

Cledwyn

One of the coolest guys you will ever meet.

"Have you seen Cledwyn? That guys the best!"

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Si Cled Var

When legendary singer meat loaf dies at the age of 74.

Chad: Did you hear about si cled var?
Michael: Yeah bro I was so depressed

by FettyWaps#1fan January 21, 2022

Clod

Someone who is "too big for their body". They can't do anything without bumping into someone. When they sit down they just flop, most likely bothering the person they sit down next to. People like this are mainly found in public areas, like movie theaters, restaurants, etc. These people are also very ignorant. They sit down behind you at the movies, kicking your seat multiple times, without even saying "Excuse me" or "Sorry". Nope, they just clod their way on through life.

I'm just trying to watch this new movie and some clod kicks my seat 4 times without saying anything.

by peoplepissmeoff October 27, 2011

Clode

A person who’s bad luck, clumsy a has problems following direction and listening in general.

Phil backed over his own lunch sack! Wow, what a real “Clode move”!

by Lil Ric’y flare January 12, 2019