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Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.
Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.
by Grews January 19, 2009
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Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.
I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?
by voodo0 August 26, 2009
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e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.
Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser
by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009
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redneck cleanse

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
by EV780 May 19, 2016
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Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.
I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.
by Weedo August 2, 2017
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Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."
by principalMazer July 1, 2021
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social detox/cleanse

not talking to nor being in contact with ANYONE for a certain amount of time (decided by the detoxer/cleanser)
perosn 1-max hasn’t spoken to me in a while
person2- me neither

person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse
by Sugaronastick June 27, 2020
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