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audio claustrophobia

The feeling when you're in a small space or confined space you can't, or feel like you can't get out of, and there is excessive noise that you feel like chaos is just everywhere, it is surrounding you. (Can also be related to misophonia)
When my audio claustrophobia kicks in....

*sitting in small classroom with 30+ people*

Pencil tapping
12 conversations
Obnoxious laughter

Teacher yelling
Pencil case dropped

Teacher scolding someone

Footsteps
Music
Shouting

*has nervous breakdown*
by Car Duffy November 13, 2013
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Lost Causer

A person who believes in the “Lost Cause” myth of the American Civil War, A myth stating that the south didn’t fight for slavery.

A large majority of neo confederates are lost causers.
History teacher: name one of the things that the Civil War was mainly fought over
Student A:slavery

Student b, a lost causer: no it wasn’t: that’s a lie! It was fought over taxes and the north wanted to pillage the south so the sales for back!
by PonianYoutube August 5, 2021
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Hozayin Clause

The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".

The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".

Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.
User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".
by danielsalt September 1, 2021
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Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex
"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"
by Delray87 December 1, 2011
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elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.
by the_elder July 28, 2009
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Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.
"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.
by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015
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Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia - n. The fear of Santa.

hehe~♥ ♪♫He sees you when you're sleeping... He knows when you're awake...♪♫
*sleigh bells* omg! SANTA! RUN 4 UR LIVES! U DONT NEED TO TAKE THE CHILDREN; just GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happens when you have Claustrophobia.
by Corrine. January 9, 2010
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