The best man ever, as he is so generous and only take some-what crappy cookies in return. I love that man. <0> <3
I love Santa Claus. <3
by Santa Claus Lover <3 December 8, 2012
Get the Santa Clausmug. A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.
by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018
Get the Santa Clausmug. “Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
by iSqueak November 25, 2021
Get the Scranta Clausmug. A man who gets off on watching children 24/7 and making a list of Those who are nice, and those who are “naughty” he uses this list to choose his targets and break into their houses. He is often depicted as obese due to the fact that he lives exclusively off of stolen baked goods and dairy products, but in reality he must be RIPPED from all of the walls he scales and he has to be fairly lean in order to squeeze down all those chimneys. Mose people believe he gets around so fast because of a majical slay and a team of flying reign deer with LED noses, but this is very unlikely because he would be so easy to spot. It is much more plausible that the child stalking creep with so many different names is actually riding around in a white van to blend in with the snow and to have room for all of his “gifts” that he’s used to gain children’s trust worldwide! The only question remaining is, “is Santa Claus coming to your town?”
Me: I think I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go deal with it.
Me: Wait! It could be Santa Claus!
Macaulay Culkin: Your right... I’ll bring extra bricks.
Me: Good idea! Now go put an end to that creep!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go deal with it.
Me: Wait! It could be Santa Claus!
Macaulay Culkin: Your right... I’ll bring extra bricks.
Me: Good idea! Now go put an end to that creep!
by iabast December 25, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. by The White Parade February 12, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug.