carcissism

Being in love with one's automobile, usually the the point that it's really annoying. Common with people just getting their first car, or people who have invested a lot of money in a worthless car.

Yes, so you ripped a wing off a Plymouth Superbird and hot-glued it to your Civic. Congratulations, you're guilty of senseless carcissism. You can stop talking about it now. Yes, yes, I know how you need to hold down the back end of your front-wheel-drive car. Please, for the love of God, just shut up.

by Wasser_spiegel May 9, 2007

Carcinogen

Like atoms, carcinogens make up everything, especially things that taste good.

Yum, I can taste the carcinogens.

by DudemanBKNYC November 19, 2016

charchie

"Charchie" refers to the shipping of Cheryl Blossom and Archie Andrews in Riverdale. Although the ship hasn't happened yet, we hope it will.

Me: Do you ship Charchie?
Everyone: CHERYL AND ARCHIE BELONG TOGETHER! 10/10 ENDGAME!

by CherylxBombshell July 19, 2017

Carchive

The tendency for the trunk or boot or floor, or passenger seats of a car to become a repository of junk and memorabilia - a car-archive.
These items may vary from important documents to fast food containers from the 1980s.

Where are the beach towels?' 'We had them on the last road trip - check the carchive

by Benny and the orbit crew June 8, 2010

carcoleptic

Person who falls asleep immediately upon sitting in an automobile. Person who suffers from carcolepsy.

The bobbing head, drool and loud snoring clearly identified the person sitting in the passenger seat as a carcoleptic.

by croecko September 3, 2013

carcapella

When a song comes on the car radio and everyone sings it without prior coordination

When that song comes on, you know you have to carcapella.

by Matt0001 February 20, 2017

carcas toss

When you grab your significent other and cum on them from the other stde of the room so hard they fall over

Last night i carcas tossed jimmy it was halarius

by Singingking2112 June 11, 2017