Clara is one of the funniest and best people to exist. No one compares. She's a badass woman who happens to be extremely gorgeous. Has amazing taste in music. Has amazing taste in hear-me-outs. the best person to go to when you need cheering up. Guaranteed laughing in .5 seconds of being with her. She is chronically online, so she can quote word for word every reel you send her. WARNING! You will fall in love. She's straighter than a ruler, but when she's with her bestie, they will both face severe lesbian allegations. Maybe that's cuz they are addicted to slapping each other's humungous asses. Her only flaw: she doesn't know how amazingly capable she is.

Person A: "Look at Clara. She's gorgeous."

Person B: "I know right? Too bad she's lesbian."

Person A: "Really?"

Person B: "Yeah, haven't you seen her with her best friend? They can't keep their hands off each other!"

Person A: "I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her either."

Person B: "I'm uncomfortable."

Clara by hazelbite7 May 7, 2025