Clara

Clara is one of the funniest and best people to exist. No one compares. She's a badass woman who happens to be extremely gorgeous. Has amazing taste in music. Has amazing taste in hear-me-outs. the best person to go to when you need cheering up. Guaranteed laughing in .5 seconds of being with her. She is chronically online, so she can quote word for word every reel you send her. WARNING! You will fall in love. She's straighter than a ruler, but when she's with her bestie, they will both face severe lesbian allegations. Maybe that's cuz they are addicted to slapping each other's humungous asses. Her only flaw: she doesn't know how amazingly capable she is.
Person A: "Look at Clara. She's gorgeous."

Person B: "I know right? Too bad she's lesbian."

Person A: "Really?"

Person B: "Yeah, haven't you seen her with her best friend? They can't keep their hands off each other!"

Person A: "I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off her either."

Person B: "I'm uncomfortable."
by hazelbite7 May 08, 2025
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American

An American can technically be from any of the Americas, but when a person uses "American" in a sentence, they would likely be talking about something or someone from the United States. Like any country, America has her stereotypes, many of which are overexaggerated by people who have never set foot in the USA. An American might be recognized as:

- An ignorant person.
- A fat, lazy bum.
- An uneducated person.
- An uncultured person.
- A loud, obnoxious person.
- A racist.
- A wasteful/extravagant person.

(While Americans may be some, many, or all of these things, it's important to note that "some" does not mean "the majority".)

True American culture is all about freedom, patriotism, equality, hard work, and independence. Like other countries, we share a love of diverse foods, sports, traditions, entertainment, and music. The American Dream is widely believed in. We celebrate special holidays like Thanksgiving, where we give thanks and express gratitude. Many give thanks to God. Independence Day, celebrated on July 4th, where we celebrate with a large party or barbeque, and fireworks. There are also other patriotic holidays, like Labor Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day.

From a personal standpoint, America is full of compassionate, hardworking folk who would lend a hand when you're in need. Despite certain differences between one another, we can still agree on the fact that America is a beautiful country and she should be respected and honored.
Person A: "I love my country!"

Person B: "Where are you from?"

Person A: "The United States of America! I'm a loud and proud American, through and through."

Person B: "Makes sense, America is pretty great."
by hazelbite7 May 07, 2025
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American

An American can technically be from any of the Americas, but when a person uses "American" in a sentence, they would likely be talking about something or someone from the United States. Like any country, America has her stereotypes, many of which are overexaggerated by people who have never set foot in the USA. An American might be recognized as:

- An ignorant person.
- A fat, lazy bum.
- An uneducated person.
- An uncultured person.
- A loud, obnoxious person.
- A racist.
- A wasteful/extravagant person.

(While Americans may be some, many, or all of these things, it's important to note that "some" does not mean "the majority".)

True American culture is all about freedom, patriotism, equality, hard work, and independence. Like other countries, we share a love of diverse foods, sports, traditions, entertainment, and music. The American Dream is widely believed in. We celebrate special holidays like Thanksgiving, where we give thanks and express gratitude. Many give thanks to God. Independence Day, celebrated on July 4th, where we celebrate with a large party or barbeque, and fireworks. There are also other patriotic holidays, like Labor Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans Day.

From a personal standpoint, America is full of compassionate, hardworking folk who would lend a hand when you're in need. Despite certain differences between one another, we can still agree on the fact that America is a beautiful country and she should be respected and honored.
Person A: "I love my country."

Person B: "Where are you from?"

Person A: "I'm from the United States of America, and I'm proud to be an American!"

Person B: "Makes sense. America is pretty great."
by hazelbite7 May 07, 2025
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