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the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram
i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Church

The ultimate approval or agreement to something’s awesomeness. Most commonly used by dudes in their 40s who have removed “f*** yeah” from their vocabularies.
Did you see those amazing tacos? They were straight church bro.
by MECL July 29, 2023
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church.

one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.
by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010
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Church of Satan

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.
The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.
by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016
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Church Drama

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.
Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.
by Boner D February 4, 2012
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Church of TodoDeku

Supposedly a church for a ship, Todoroki Shouto and Midoriya Izuku. It's there to hide its activities of dealing of TodoDeku fanworks, arguably a secret cult through invite only.

Whether The Church of TodoDeku exists is debatable, many fans of this ship are questioning whether it is real and if it does exists, how does one join?

Many well known writers and artists for the ship are in this underground organization. Your favourite TodoDeku writer or artist may be in it. Who knows?
by __FBI__ January 6, 2019
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Church Prime

by Princess ducky August 31, 2020
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