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choomer

A person who is involved with the act of chooming. A child-man who remains in an adolescent state where physical touching is neither adult nor child. Choomers rely on masculine physical touching (pawing) to demonstrate their feelings. This physical touching becomes their distinctive display of self.

In purely Freudian terms, a choomer is an undeveloped adolescent whose 'pleasure principle' (id) overrides both his ego and superego: his reality and moral imperatives take second lace to his child-like wish fulfilment.
Tom is so childish, he is such a choomer: he cannot stop pawing me
by VictorianMan1 September 12, 2009
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Choober

1. A Nade spammer/TK'er/Cunt muffin in the game Counter-Strike
DAVKAL is a such a choober.. he completely naded me man!
by Litma2 December 21, 2004
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choobert

distant cousin of choob plus hewbert, plus hebrew. choobert means little 7 year old dumbass blond shitlicker from england who likes to steal dreidels from babies. it also means you did something really dumb n immature.
CHOOBERT= HEBREW+CHOOB+HEWBERT
"i just pissed on a cop car"
damn ur such a choobert, dude!! RUN!
by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003
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[cooser]

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'
C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.
by zoopler February 25, 2008
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Choobers

Someone who partakes in the publishing of choobs on social media sites as defined by choobers.com
by Phillpal June 14, 2011
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Choose Your Own Adventargh

Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.
"Choose Your Own Adventargh!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 16, 2013
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Choober

Similar to a Dubber. A lovable Buffoon who mangles words.
He called Nitro Nero, man that guy is a real Choober.
10,000 Signs with the wrong artwork? Choober fucked me again!
by philzebub October 22, 2014
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