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choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.
1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!
by mudball10 August 17, 2006
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chadadu

A word invented by Framp Champ Grant a.k.a. Prince of the Southside while under the influence of Tanqueray and Michelob Ultra. Although it was originally a slurred version of "what it do," the word itself lacks a specific definition. However, there is a correct and an incorrect context in which one uses this word, although very few people are able to fully comprehend and correctly utilize the word. Although its origin can be directly traced to Hawaii's main island of Oahu, specifically the Southside, its etymology has roots in the Bay Area of Northern California, and its influence is now felt globally from Hawaii to Washington State to New York to the motherland Japan.
EXAMPLE 1
Jo-san: Yo, Grant! Chadadu! How you been?
Grant: You know me--just gettin' dat money, blowin' dem clouds real fat, doin' my thangthang...jus' chadadu baby!

EXAMPLE 2
Grant: How'd you do tonight, babe? Was the bar busy?
Nikkie: We were slammed! I made over $300!
Grant: Chadadu, baby!

EXAMPLE 3
Garrett: Yo, where we goin', dude?
Grant: Chadadu. Chadadaisy. Hollaback!

EXAMPLE 4
Cop: You know you have a traffic warrant for delinquent taxes on 26 unpaid tickets.
Grant: Are you f'realz? Chadadu...
by Framp Champ Grant April 14, 2008
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Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.
Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!
by The Bins October 20, 2009
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surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.
Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!
by Bob October 4, 2003
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team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.
Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.
by Joey April 5, 2005
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Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.
1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"
by AIDZ October 2, 2005
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choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.
Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.
by Zoob April 23, 2004
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