Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.

Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."

by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011

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chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012

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Chestcretion

A word used to describe the act of shitting on someone's chest, as popularised by the google search suggestion "what is it called when someone shits on your chest"

Sarah: Zomg, you would never believe what I found out about my disgusting boyfriend today!
Sam: What? What?
Sarah: He told me he loved to watch videos of chestcretion and hope that we could both do it!!!
Sam: EWWWWWW *faints*

by Lolious Maximus May 23, 2013

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chesterous

Having a perfect chest that can be loaded with cum. Ample boosoms for hot creamy loads to laid perched upon to show ownership.

Velma is very chesterous with her perk C cup titties.

by Silentgoat February 7, 2017

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Chester Bennington

The Former Frontman of the alternative rock/metal band Linkin Park.
He passed away in 2017, leaving behind 6 children.
Fans will never forget his voice, full of energy.

Who is Chester Bennington?
Sang like an angel
Screamed like a demon
Lived as a man
Died as a legend

by Aevrl January 14, 2019

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