When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
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Originating in one of the most revered kitchens of Australia, when a high performant Chef takes the largest of lines from the bag.
Also known as a huge line of Cocaine that often exceeds the diameter of the straw.
Also known as a huge line of Cocaine that often exceeds the diameter of the straw.
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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Get the CEOffing mug.Having or showing feelings of resilience and merriment even while exhausted. Going beyond one's capabilities and then finding the will to party.
• After pulling a double, they were well and truly choffed on the way to the concert.
• I was absolutely choffed, but I made it to the venue.
// Not to be confused with "chuffed."
• I was absolutely choffed, but I made it to the venue.
// Not to be confused with "chuffed."
by 1or11 June 13, 2025
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The unique flair, attitude, or skill someone presents when expressing their culinary skills.
The unique flair, attitude, or skill someone presents when expressing their culinary skills.
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