Cheesecake

A person who is more important to you than sex. So, if you had to choose between that person and sex, you would choose them without hesitation.

My husband is cheesecake!

by Jamie Savage August 19, 2022

Cheesecake

A slang term for cheating used in South Africa after a story of a man cheating on his wife by backing his mistress a cheesecake, among other things, got national attention.

My boyfriend cheesecaked me

I just got cheesecaked on

I think my girlfriend backed someone a cheesecake

by YugoslavianUmqombothi November 8, 2022

Cheesecake

Having sex with a girl while having cheese on your penis

“I had so much cheese on my dick i gave her a cheesecake”

by OJ_Esptein January 6, 2024

Cheesecake

The best thing to ever be invented in all of human history.
It is rumored to heal any wound, disease, or even diarrhea.
Even better if you put strawberries on it.

Guy 1: Man, I can’t wait to have some Cheesecake!
Guy 2: That sounds good as fuck

by Copperhelm April 16, 2024

Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

Cheesecake

a cake that's really gud

wanna go to that cheesecake store and eat some of that guud cheesecake?
yeahhh of coursee!!!!

by ihx23 May 25, 2025

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004