cheesoid

Variant of cheesy. Specifically applied to garish commercial buildings constructed of cheap, engineered materials such as plywood, vinyl, plexiglass, fiberglass, or styrene. Also applies to a half-assed, homemade attempt at a slick, mass-produced, or corporate aesthetic.

"Make a left at the cheesoid nail salon."
"I found a whole stack of cheesoid promo CDs at Goodwill today."
"I keep getting these fake checks in the mail from cheesoid loan companies."

by bill heehan May 2, 2006

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cheeseonium

cheeseonium - the main element in the chemical make up of the moon. is in its most natural sated at 26 degrees Celsius. Chemical symbol Ce. Low reactivity except in the presence of crackerite.

"this meteor contains a high concentration of cheeseonium"

by the_vicki_monster March 15, 2009

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Cheesot

This all-too-common phenomenon occurs when acceptable levels of cheesiness are surpassed. Examples of this would be: manipulative tear-jerker chick flicks, the florid prose of your average Hallmark card, Cher parading around an aircraft carrier in a thong howling Do You Believe in Love?!, Brad Pitt's pecs in Legends of the Fall, "you had me at hello", "Nobody puts Baby in the corner", the entire Titanic screenplay...ok, you get the idea.

Wind Beneath My Wings is a totally cheesot song. Every time I hear it I'm a puddle.

by nilknocs December 18, 2008

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Cheesot

This all-too-common phenomenon occurs when acceptable levels of cheesiness are surpassed. Examples of this would be: manipulative tear-jerker chick flicks, the florid prose of your average Hallmark card, Cher parading around an aircraft carrier in a thong howling Do You Believe in Love?!, Brad Pitt's pecs in Legends of the Fall, "you had me at hello", "Nobody puts Baby in the corner", the entire Titanic screenplay...ok, you get the idea.

Wind Beneath My Wings is a totally cheesot song. Every time I hear it I'm a puddle.

by nilknocs December 18, 2008

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