Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

by Meridia17 June 21, 2011

cheezing

Sniffing male cat piss to trip balls.

Hey guys, let's go cheeze!
You wanna go cheezing later?
I'm cheezing my fucking brains out right now!

by KylevonKaiser April 9, 2008

creepin

Sneakin to see a girl

by AC June 22, 2003

creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.

It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!

by ab234 May 13, 2009

creeping

to be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.

Liam Gibbs is creeping on Stephanie.

by sussiee July 8, 2009

Creepin on tha come up

Sneaking around the hood with an uzi or a weapon.

Niggaz b creepin on tha come up wit dem shanks and thangs...ghetto bitches don't know bout Budd Dwyer's televised suicide..they b creepin and crawlin like roaches through crack houses

by Tien Duong December 26, 2007

cheeking

The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.

Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.

Wow, Bill is hilarious.

by MerwinsWarf August 27, 2019