Ched

Chilling in bed

I might just go ched

by Cindaa September 30, 2020

Ched

Another word for having a short and fat penis. Similar to a choade but more severe. People named Lucas often have a ched.

Bro, did you see that ched fuck your mom last night?

Dude, what the hell that was me

Oh shit, you have a ched then, lol

by Brodywhiteenjoysanalsex May 9, 2018

Chedded

when some online game mechanic is nerfed to the point of unplayability or flipping the meta

Player 1: I want to play as a reviver, seems like a good way to make money while helping other players.
Player 2: Don't bother, reviving got chedded a few updates ago and it's not worth it anymore.

by yarrowleaf September 17, 2025

Ched

The gunk between ones butt cheeks after a long day of landscaping.

Man, I need to shower I’m covered in ched.

by Lehanson March 18, 2021

Ched

It’s ched/ it’s cold.

It’s fucking ched outside today.

by Littlemermaid1710 March 30, 2020

Ched

Adjective meaning cold.

It’s fucking ched outside!

by RudeRalph December 10, 2020

Chedding

The act of scraping smegma off from under the foreskin and applied as colone male version of vabbing

Spread some cheddar

Yo man I tried chedding last night on my date with jessi and we totally did it

by Lordsmeg August 20, 2022