Chapped Gap

n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.

Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.

by John Stone Productions October 17, 2008

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019

bap chap

Northern Irish slng for haircut.

Can eiter be used to say what you are doing or to call someone.

Tim:"What are you doing later?"
Jim:"I'm away to get my bap chapped"
or
if someone walks into somewhere with a new haircut you point and shout "BAP CHAP!!!"

by Tom McC June 21, 2008

Jap-Chap

White people who emulate Japanese culture. Will usually watch loads of anime, read manga, try and learn the language, and basically love all things Japanese.

Not a derogetory term.

"Why is that girl wearing Harujuko when she's white?" "Oh, she's a total Jap-Chap."

by bankainyu May 17, 2010

Chapped Lups

adj. + noun. Describes when a woman has dry and flaky labia.

Heather: Do you have some chapstick I can borrow?

Megan: Wait, you don't have chapped lips.

Heather: Oh, I have chapped lups.

by Swaburd June 5, 2011

Snatch Chap

Verb
The act of performing oral sex on a female for so long that her vagina lips become chapped.

Todd: Dude, I was down there so long she got totally snatch chapped.
Leroy: Damn, I haven't snatch chapped a trick since like '87.
Chad: I haven't done that since like '69
Bros: BROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mark Ass Trick December 8, 2013

Cotton Chap

Similar to cotton mouth , where the mouth gets dry from being stoned, cotton chap effects the lips, leaving them dry because of being too stoned.

"I'm so baked, my lips are dry as a desert man. I got cotton chap bad."

by Lincolnipples February 17, 2018