cedar

A specific type of company specialises in acquiring other companies, and not giving their staff pay rises.

Staff are evaluated 'individually'. This means that if the employee performs well, the performance of the group is taken in to account..

Thus the individuals' group has failed - and no pay rise.

But there is fat chance that they will tell you any of this, unless you rake it out of the bastards. Individually.

Being a large company, Cedar have a large supply of smoke and mirrors.

Oh fuck. I woke up this morning and realised I work(?) for Cedar.

You can't have a pay rise because we made a really large profit..

by happy@work July 12, 2004

Cedar point twins

Two or more people wearing matching clothing while at an amusement park

Shit! Look at all the cedar point twins that’s a big family.

by Dj71881 October 26, 2019

Cedar

A hoe, someone who loves people usually named Evan or Gregory.
She's really hot but still ugly and retarded.

Ew she's suuuuch a Cedar...!

by OhMyGodEw March 6, 2018

Cedar Point

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.

Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.

by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

Cedar Rapids

The city of five smells, Quaker, Rockwell, Cargill, Heinz, and Marijuana

Okay the fifth is actually ADMbut most the time it’s Marijuana

“Bro what’s that smell?”
“It’s just Cedar Rapids”

by JustSomeRando August 17, 2019

Get Cedar’d

The act of being absolutely obliterated by the gentlemen of Cedar Lofts Apartment 16. Also known as an unavoidable wave of randomness that hits you in the face and basically leaves you stunned. There is absolutely nothing you can physically or mentally do to prepare yourself for your cedar moment but it will happen regardless. Getting Cedar’d could be anything from breaking chairs, to Sean one two comboing you in front of your girlfriend. Also know as a very unpredictable phenomenon.

“Diego just stole a 10 pound ham from the Walmart, get Cedar’d”

by CEDAR LOVE 420 69 April 23, 2022

western red cedar

It's a sex act. Not sure what kind, but it's gotta be something dirty.

"Does 'western red cedar' count as a sex act?"

by RickDwrecked November 17, 2017