11 definitions by Spyder Mayhem

The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.

Wookie sidekick of Han Solo.

One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!

Someone or something that burns coal.

Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.

Somewhat unsuccessful ruler of China during the Mung dynasty. Known mainly for the pointless public works projects he began but never finished.

The present's way of making the past seem better.