11 definitions by Spyder Mayhem

1
The horrible pain one feels when the dildo and or phallus is inserted into the anus without proper and/or enough lubrication.
Jimmy felt the cedar point because Steven was low on lube.
by Spyder Mayhem August 15, 2005
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One of those damn aliens who tries to plant their eggs in your stomach. DO NOT LET THEM!
The Breeder chased me down the hallway, but I was ready, shotgun in hand.
by Spyder Mayhem August 15, 2005
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4
Someone or something that burns coal.
The locomotive was a coal burner, giving it the awesome power of eighteen mighty horses.
by Spyder Mayhem August 15, 2005
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Military nomenclature for the Korean language, usually used in conjunction with the teaching of said language to aspiring cunning linguists.
Private Snuffy studied KP at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, California.
by Spyder Mayhem August 15, 2005
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Somewhat unsuccessful ruler of China during the Mung dynasty. Known mainly for the pointless public works projects he began but never finished.
by Spyder Mayhem August 15, 2005
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