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Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.
I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
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richland center

A town in southwest Wisconsin with the population of 5,180. The only entertainment you will have is meth and incest
"Hey bro, you seem a bit tweeked, what's wrong?"
" just got my fix from Richland center"
"Ah, say no more"
by Haley_Marie_48 December 9, 2017
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Conservapedia

An 'online encyclopedia' with plenty of 'accurate information' made by 'dedicated conservatives'.

In other words, a website full of ignorant, biased BS made almost entirely by trolls (depressingly, genuine believers of it do exist) to parody the viewpoints of far right wing.
The universe according to conservapedia:

1. Liberals are always evil and wrong, and conservatives are pure and holy. Because of this, there is no reason to listen to a liberal's argument or take them seriously.

2. Liberal influence is everywhere. The following organizations all contain liberal bias:

Wikipedia

Every news station except FOX News

The Public Education System

The United Nations

The Video Game industry

3. Despite this, signs of the general public's support for conservatives are everywhere. Even something as simple as one movie being more popular than another can clearly signify conservatives being better than liberals.
by APersonGuy May 1, 2011
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One of the several laws of life that states that in order for one to attain a state of happiness, another must become unhappy.
Chief was having a bad day. In order to fill his happiness bag, he decided it best to make the division stay late to take inventory of everything in the shop.

Further proof of the Law of Conservation of Happiness...
by 7h0rn3 August 17, 2009
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centerpile job

An act where all the garbage accumulated throughout the course of a period of time is concentrated into a massive pile.
The pyramids were originally a massive centerpile job.
by Joseph William B May 12, 2009
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centeringitis

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.
Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.
by ComicSans August 30, 2010
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