Cello

To simultaneously finger a girl's vagina and play with her boobs from behind, hence looking like you are playing a cello.

"I blacked out, and when I woke up I was fingering her and playing with her tits! It was like playing a fucking cello!"

by ZeeFancyMan September 17, 2009

playing a cello

the act of an individual making-out with a girl who has curves.

alex was in the band room playing a cello for 2 hours.

by tidy February 10, 2005

Cellophane

invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals

darn, I never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane

by Muffasa Mini August 3, 2005

cellio

Another word for "cell phone".

"I just called him on my cellio last night."

by Suzsicle January 19, 2007

Rusty Cello

It is the same as the Rusty Violin, except the user is of larger stature.

Your mom's fatass gave herself a rusty cello. How does it feel knowing what I do to your mother when you are not around?

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Cello

Big dick because cellos are big.

She blow that dick like a cello.

by $upreme Jonatan June 11, 2017

Shred the Cello

A four-piece Weezer cover band out of Liverpool, UK.

A: "Who is on the bill at Studio tonight?"
B: "A few LIPA bands, and some act called 'Shred the Cello'..."
A: "Never heard them before."
B: "I believe they play Weezer covers."
A: "Okay, sounds cool. So how are your classes going at school?"
B: "Not bad, history course is a bit rough though. A lot of studying involved."
A: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have to study for a physics exam on Tuesday."
B: "Good luck, man. Sounds hard."
A: "Yeah, cheers dude. I better go get some dinner."
B: "Oh me too, fancy Quick Chef?"
A: "Yeah, go on. Let's get tea."

by Googlemaps October 1, 2009