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Caveman Syndrome 

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.
Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

Caveman Homophobe 

Someone who discriminates against the LGBT community because they believe homosexuality is unnatural
Terri, who is sitting on a manmade chair with manmade makeup on and is wearing a manmade jacket on her manmade phone plugged into a manmade outlet on a manmade app called Twitter and Tweets "A man sucking another man's dick is unnatural."
Fred replies while in a state park with "Sounds like we got a caveman homophobe."
Caveman Homophobe by D1sc November 14, 2015

caveman junction 

Cave Junction is located in the Siskiyou Mountain Range of Southwest Oregon..
Caveman Junction is where Oracle of Omaha finds cave dudes for geico TV Commericals!.

Caveman Kyle 

To define this word, you will need a story to understand it fully. Once there was a man named... CAVEMAN KYLE... and all he did all day was sit around and caveman (a dance that is brought together by the bulldozer with santa arms) with his cavemen. So they came up with a word and called his caveman ... CAVEMAN KYLE. Anyway if you call someone that, they will instantly become overcome with the shoe glue that can eat Graham Squares without water.
Tom says "HEY! Caveman Kyle!"
Kyle ... *overcome with shoe...*

Thats right.
Caveman Kyle by Supa Sexy SexTwist February 23, 2004

caveman dat ho 

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart.

See also: restrepo
I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.
caveman dat ho by Nubris August 14, 2010

Caveman Stingray 

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches