The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
Person #2: Fuck yeah!
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Get the catastrophe mug.1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.
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Get the Craptastrophy mug.A malapropism spoken frequently by a stupid bitch who infamously shit out octuplets on the government dole (AKA "Octomom", "Nadya Suleman").
While describing the circumstances surrounding her firing the nannies for whose services she was not paying:
"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."
While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:
"It's completely catastrophized. I was running around the backyard of my house and in the house looking for him..."
"Honestly, all of that is a joke; all of that is beyond catastrophized."
While describing a 911 phone call where she repeatedly proclaimed that she was going to kill herself:
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Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.
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