A Cassie is usually a hipster
bitch who strives to be a
Goth but can't be arsed with all that hair and makeup grief. She spells her name in a "
cool” way such as using numbers instead of letters. For example C45513 or C4ss1e.
A cassie is usually found hanging around gay bars smoking long thin cigars and wearing military
boots. Always surprised when her boyfriends come out as gay! Believes in ghosts but probably confuses that belief with her obsessive habit of talking to herself. Often has hissy fits. Avoid during full moon.
I went to the gay bar last night and this
bitch called Cassie wouldnt leave me
alone. Had to fuck her just to
stop the earache!