Cassiefied
To assert your stories into a person's mind; not allowing them to exit the gruesome conversation until you are finished. Or, making awkward jokes that mean nothing, also asserting them.
Cassiefied by JED2012 March 23, 2011
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Cassiefied
When you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, PHD's, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, OU, and other useless crap.
I met a very nice person at a cocktail party. He asked if I knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. I told him her name was Holly. Then warned him do NOT do it! You will be Cassiefied.
Cassiefied by JBKW October 22, 2006
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Classified
Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018
G14 classified
A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.
FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."
FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."
Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."
is considered G14 classified."
FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."
Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."
G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006
G14 classified
G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004
Classified facebook watcher
some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff
Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's
Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!
Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off
Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!
Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off
Classified facebook watcher by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010
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