To assert your stories into a person's mind; not allowing them to exit the gruesome conversation until you are finished. Or, making awkward jokes that mean nothing, also asserting them.
by JED2012 March 8, 2011
When you initially meet someone and do not expect the introduction to take 3 hours and 20 minutes to include facts about math, botany, PHD's, teaching, cat urine, only children, virgin mds, OU, and other useless crap.
I met a very nice person at a cocktail party. He asked if I knew this hot chic who was watching college football; she may be the girl of my dreams. I told him her name was Holly. Then warned him do NOT do it! You will be Cassiefied.
by JBKW October 21, 2006