Carled

To get knocked out by your wife.

Steve: Holy shit that dude just got Carled!!!
Gabe: What a fucking pussy.

by Oral Hershizer October 30, 2006

cacked

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

by LKool July 11, 2007

Corked

Angry, mad, or upset
possibly softball related
also Torqued

We lost the game and I'm wicked corked!

by FrenchFry May 22, 2004

cawked

Drunk in New England.

You went to the bah and got all cawked up?

by Leesermay September 29, 2013

Cared

A short term to express the phrase “I really don’t care.” When the other person said something rude or unwarranted, you say “cared” to show that what they said means nothing to you and is honestly purposeless.

Adam: “I’m sorry babe I can’t pick you up from work anymore, i’m too lazy.”
Lisa: “Cared adam. You don’t ever show you care about me.”

by cheymed April 3, 2019

Cakeday Present

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."

It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.

by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020

Cakedick

Like watching or waiting for paint to dry on the wall. Synonymous with dried seman. Not much effort needed.

It means that something is easy to complete, a common sense task. Example: "Dude! How did you managed to mess this up? This shit is cakedick.

by Nhtjyku November 16, 2020