Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

Capri Sun

The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun

Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed

by hrent December 29, 2016

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.

It’s me, I’m the dirty Capri

by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021

capri sun

after swallowing a load of James chode

woah it was so big I had two capri suns.

by JamesAndLilly.com September 14, 2021

Capri Fun

Sticking a snorty directly into your coke bag and snorting all contents

Dude I didnt have time to cut lines so I Capri Funned that bitch

by VictoriasBigMouth February 14, 2012

capri-sun

Best drink ever. Its the best AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!

Oh yeah, capri-sun tastes like a banger!

by SpicyChili69 March 27, 2023

Fabio Capri

A song artist (Delirio and 300 miles) and tiktoker! Hes so hot too like i can't explain how fine he is

¡Un artista de canciones (Delirio y 300 millas) y tiktoker! Él también es tan sexy que no puedo explicar lo bueno que es.

Girl1 or Boy1: You know Fabio Capri? Hes fluent in Spanish and English
Girl2 or Boy2: Yes! He followed me back on instagram i cried when i saw it

Chica 1 o Chico 1: ¿Conoces a Fabio Capri? Habla español e inglés con fluidez.
Chica 2 o Chico 2: ¡Sí! Me siguió en Instagram y lloré cuando lo vi.

by maileah November 5, 2023