Catch cane

expression used to during the colonial era to denote corporal punishment exacted with a stalk of sugar cane. Usually very painful.

"Ya bettah keep working afore ya catch cane!"

by DiegoG January 27, 2010

old lady's cane

A sexual act where an old woman (preferably without teeth) is performing oral sex on a man, and just as he is about to achieve orgasm, she hooks her finger into his rectum.

You know Mrs. Wilson down the street? She gave me an Old Lady's Cane last week!

by tcdacsap June 29, 2010

yoda cane

Twig of marijuana used to stir and scrape out smoked ashes from pipe.

She used a yoda cane to stir the ashes of a wicked bowl of pot.

by Øx February 5, 2010

pounding your cane

Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".

by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009

two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 28, 2011

candy cane child

a White Stripes crazy.

i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud

by tiny terror January 7, 2004

snap the cane

To do something unintentionally offensive - thereby incurring the wrath of a friend or acquaintance.

friend #1: Ah shit, when I was drunk last night I called Jono a fag.
friend #2: Way to snap the cane, bozo.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007