canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016

Back Canal

Another definition for the butt, usually in relation to anal sex as an alternative sex route.

Kyle's girlfriend wouldn't let him do the deed proper, so he had to take the back canal.

by RaveUn2Mike February 10, 2009

tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

Canal Cunt

a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.

Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.

by Jesbat August 12, 2012

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019