dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calum Thompson

Chad

Everybody loves Calum Thompson

by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he is perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

Perfect

Calum, he’s perfect

by Melody Woodward December 12, 2020

Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020

Calum

Calums are annoying and are a dumb species, usually found near the wild classes in the dangerous school, if you see a Calum, be sure to ask him the hardest math question to make him look dumb

Person 1: Calum what is 6x2
Calum: 69 billion

by PotatertotIsCool October 27, 2020