Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

Cat calling

When men comment on mainly women's body on the street or worse touch their body. Like a man shouts out (Nice ass) on the street to a girl walking down the street. Cat calling should be stopped.

Don't cat call it is disrespectful and ignorant. Cat Calling must be stopped.

by Fkrd June 19, 2017

Bryan Callen

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.

Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.

by Trikywu October 7, 2006

Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

calling in gay

Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.

>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

callous

Uncaring, indifferent or unconcerned about the feelings or needs of others, heartless, cruel.

The wealthy industrialist rolled his eyes in callous disdain as he brushed past a crying child begging for help.

The school bully callously humiliated a helpless newcomer.

by Lorelili November 19, 2012

calling switzerland

Switzerland is a European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. When someone "calls Switzerland", they are claiming to be neutral in an argument.

#1: Stacey got mad at her boyfriend because instead of taking her side in a fight with her room mate, he called 'switzerland' and left the room.

#2: guy 1: Dude, who's right, me or Bill?

guy 2: I'm not getting involved. I'm calling switzerland.

by Dmoney455 November 29, 2010