A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
by Juls309 March 16, 2015
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She is close friends with Courtney Love and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode; de Cadenet is one of the people who he credits with helping him recover from his drug addiction.
She's not a "fugly slut", she simply married someone. Did it ever occur to you that Nick WANTED to marry her?
Yeah, you may be jealous of this woman, but you don't have to act stupid about it.
She is close friends with Courtney Love and Dave Gahan of Depeche Mode; de Cadenet is one of the people who he credits with helping him recover from his drug addiction.
She's not a "fugly slut", she simply married someone. Did it ever occur to you that Nick WANTED to marry her?
Yeah, you may be jealous of this woman, but you don't have to act stupid about it.
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by deez people November 29, 2016
Get the Carlene mug.Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.
Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
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I'm so hung over, we were out celenebriating last night.
I'm so hung over, we were out celenebriating last night.
by askemthepooter October 21, 2012
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Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
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