Calgary Flames

A professional hockey team based in Calgary, Alberta.

The Flames began as the Atlanta Flames in 1972 before moving to Calgary in 1980. They have reached the Stanley Cup Finals 3 times in 1986, 1989, and 2004. Winning two Stanley Cups in 1986, and 2004 on Martin Gelinas no-called goal in game 6.

The Calgary Flames' biggest rival is the Vancouver Canucks. Edmonton Oiler fans seem to think that the Calgary Flames are their rival, however, they can only really have rivals once they have achieved a level of playoff status that has been relatively unheard of in Edmonton for almost a decade (save a run in 2006, of whom, all the star players have left the team shortly thereafter).

Also synonymous with: perfection, achievement through hard work and sacrifice, and an Oilers fan's nightmare.

Edmonton Oilers Fan: You hit my car!

Calgary Flames Fan: How about we set our
differences aside and enjoy a shot of
whisky so we can live in peace, finally, as Alberta hockey fans?

Edmonton Oilers Fan: Sounds good

"Oilers fan takes a shot"

Edmonton Oilers Fan: who are you calling?

Calgary Flames Fan: The police

by Mateo Mraz March 23, 2009

Calgary Stampede

The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.

Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?

by detatchedview September 24, 2009

Calgary

A complete joke of a city in western Canada. Calgary is a oil boomtown that has basically no culture or history beyond the last 50 years and this is very obvious. The downtown is a soulless collection of glass towers that turns into a ghost town at 5pm when all the yuppies hop in their 3 series and high tail it back to the endless sprawl of cardboard McMansions that envelop the place. Calgary is also rife with homelessness, drug abuse and every other social problem you can think of. Calgarians have convinced themselves they live in some kind of world class city just because they have a Nordstrom now when in reality if it wasn't for Banff no one outside the prairies would have even heard of the place.

Saskatchewanian: "I can't wait to move to Calgary next week! So excited to live that big city life!"
Torontonian: "LOL okay buddy"

by brownbuckwass August 31, 2018

calgary

A Canadian patrol frigate based in CFB Esquimalt. Named after a kickass city, she is the only ship in the Canadian navy whose crew uniform varies from the regular uniform- the standard white cap is replaced with a white Stetson.

Steve: Yo dave, I'm on calgary.
Dave: Sup steve, I'm in calgary.
Steve: but I'm in the middle of the pacific ocean kthxbye

by Cruller June 1, 2005

Calgary

A nice city that is obsessed with Toronto. Been there for a week and I don't know what the big deal is. Boring, flat and average. Turned down a nice job because I love Toronto that much. Sorry Calgary, Toronto will always be the city where the best and the brightest go. You guys can have all the rejects from Quebec and Newfoundland.

Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Alberta, Canada

by Toronto Man July 6, 2006

Calgary niggas

Calgary niggas be sneaky snakes, don’t give back clothing, Make up the most bullshit that get you in fucked up situations. Start the most but don’t do shit. Skin young girls with there 17 year old dog ass, and fuck it up for the real niggas trying to succeed.

Oh those are Calgary niggas they be on all types of fucked up shit

by Calgary niggas September 9, 2018

Calamari Comeback

Violent diarrhea resulting from eating fried calamari that's been sitting out too long on a Rhode Island beach.

"The Calamari Comeback state of Rhode Island"

by lxmatt August 20, 2020