kit and caboodle

everything, the totality

Get the whole kit and caboodle.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2007

caboose

the most retared person from RvB. the most extreme humer comes from his helmet.

Church: hey caboose are you getting all this?
caboose: i think so... that guy text isnt really a guy but is a robot and you are his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot.
Church: thats right... im a gay robot.

Church: hey ill let you on a little secret. i actualy have a girl back home.
Tucker: ya girlfriend or wife?
church: no man, shes just my girlfriend. i was going to ask her to marry me but i got shiped out and.. well you know how it works.
tucker: so you going to ask her to marry you when you get back?
caboose: im not going to get married. my dad always said, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."
Church: hey rookie, did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: no dude i think he called her a slut.
Church: ok heres the deal rookie, i can listin to you insult my girlfriend all day but as it turns out i have a better job for you to do. you see we have this general.
Tucker: ya the general.
church: that likes to come by and mke random inspections of the base and the first thing he wants to see is the flag. so what im going to have you do is go inside, far away from us and stand in attention next to the flag till he comes.
caboose: when will he get here?
tucker: we dont know it could be today, or it could be a week from now.
Caboose: so you want me to stand in attention for a week?
**skiping small talk**
Caboose: umm sir.
Church: what rookie.
caboose: sry about calling your girlfriend a slut.
Church: ROOKIE JUST GET IN THERE, GET IN THERE!!
tucker: he he he
Church: tucker are you laghing at me?
doughnut: um excuse me sirs.
Church DEAR GOD IN HEVEN ROOKIE, IF I TURN AROUND I CANT.. I CANT BE HELD RESPONSABLE FOR WHAT I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU.
Doughnut: what did i do?
Church: 1
doughnut: aww come on.
Church: 2
Doughnut: FINE.

by pvt. O'mally January 26, 2005

Big Doodle Caboodle

A group of guys with gynormous wieners. Wherever they go the ladies drool over them. They become notorious for ripping through groups of girls and boning every one of them. They are similar to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, except these guys dont have small tits, they have huge cocks. They are revered by many.

"Hey Mindy, look! Here comes the Big Doodle Caboodle!

"Mmmmmm, I love them all sooo much and they're cocks are sooo huge!" I just wanna fuck one of them...... again.

"Excuse me... Again!?!? I'm the one who fucked all of them."

"So did I"

"Me too"

"Me three"

"Me four"

"No I fucked them!"

"No I did"

"lying bitch!"

"I fucked them first!"
"fuck you!!!"
*fight breaks out*

by YumYum69 May 24, 2009

Cabochon

A cabochon is a term for a smooth-cut gemstone, as opposed to a faceted (sparkly) cut stone.

My new ring has a Cat's-eye cabochon in it.

by TLA June 23, 2004

Cabot

Cabot Arkansas is just a fucking hell hole we’re all the guys just stare at ur ass and not ur personality , There’s nothing to do in Cabot but go to Walmart and piss off the employees ,Cabot schools don’t do anything about anyone but man if they see ur phone ur dead. Everyone is a pot head and and fucking hoes , don’t believe me go to the schools and find out

You know you reached hell if it says Cabot

by Allana g October 16, 2019

caboosed

When a man is walking in front of you and stops short, you run into him with your package.

I caboosed Ed yesterday when he stopped to tie his shoe.

by Captain Spanky August 14, 2006

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005