The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
by Nex Solo May 15, 2011
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by HIstroian Almighty September 1, 2008
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An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.
God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!
by Jacob mei May 21, 2010
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by Rhode Island Sam November 13, 2006
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Justice crusaders are often found debating about political and social issues regarding inequality. Many tend to find racist, sexist, or other discriminatory intentions in places that did not originally intend to offend anyone by any means. They also commonly exaggerate the offense or take certain statements a bit too seriously. Unless you are also a justice crusader, most people find justice crusaders annoying.
A number of them are also very hypocritical. Justice crusaders are usually members of a minority, and they tend to target and criticize white people for their "white privilege" or "inability to understand." They do not realize that this in itself is discrimination; for they judge white people harder than other races and cultures. If you tell them this though, they will probably deny it; they defend themselves quickly and are usually angered easily. Trying to talk sense into them is difficult.
Justice crusaders are often found debating about political and social issues regarding inequality. Many tend to find racist, sexist, or other discriminatory intentions in places that did not originally intend to offend anyone by any means. They also commonly exaggerate the offense or take certain statements a bit too seriously. Unless you are also a justice crusader, most people find justice crusaders annoying.
A number of them are also very hypocritical. Justice crusaders are usually members of a minority, and they tend to target and criticize white people for their "white privilege" or "inability to understand." They do not realize that this in itself is discrimination; for they judge white people harder than other races and cultures. If you tell them this though, they will probably deny it; they defend themselves quickly and are usually angered easily. Trying to talk sense into them is difficult.
God, that girl is such a justice crusader. She always talks about how unfair white privilege is but always goes on about her Asian pride.
by omn nom nom nom May 1, 2011
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"my mate steve is a porn crusader he quests after porn, he even likes the sick stuff from japan where the chicks have ****s, but he gets that mostly from tony who is into that stuff he is a porn crusader to and together they go on a porn crusade
by Lilikin May 13, 2005
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Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out!
Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out!
Oh no.. it looks like Captain Cunnilingus has lock jaw... this could be the end...
But wait!!! Here comes his sidekick, the Drape Crusader to bail him out!
But wait!!! Here comes his sidekick, the Drape Crusader to bail him out!
by Kcally June 17, 2008
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