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spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.
The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.
by James March 28, 2004
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cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..
some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut
by towel401 September 22, 2004
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cosmosexual

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.
My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me
by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008
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Cosmo Dyke

A feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. They generally enjoy fashion, flowers, perfume, sex and the city, lingerie, lipstick, and sex with other cosmo dykes. Most prevalent in highly educated women. Also known as a Lipstick Lesbian.
"If I wanted to sleep with someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man. Where are all the Cosmo Dykes?"
by Kubed December 26, 2005
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Cosmo

The greatest boy in the world, cares more for his hair than anything else. Loves everyone and anything, always be there for me.

Doesn't matter what sex you are, he is always easy to talk, Hates keeping things from people, if they need he will tell him.
He can't lie to someone, it's impossible for him to do that. He loves dogs, and humans.
He's the person to turn to if you are ever in doubt. Even if you are going out with him, you can talk to him about anything about the relationship.

He is also known as the fairy god parent from the 'fairy god parents'
cosmo is amaingg
by TR;iLoveYourBed February 17, 2010
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Cosmo

THE HOTTEST FAIRY in THE WORLD, also stars in the hit tv show. The Fairly Odd Parents! The best show evea!
Cosmo is sessy!
by Monique September 19, 2003
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cosmopologies

damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.
that jerk owes me some cosmopologies after all those nasty texts i got last night!!!
by treesazmarie August 22, 2008
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