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Coronavirus 

A shittyass virus who put us here today and e fuckin quarantined
"Coronavirus is coming wheres your facemasks !?"

coronavirusaur 

A dinosaur that survived the meteor, but then later caught COVID-19.
Wear a mask before you end up like the coronavirusaur.
coronavirusaur by apapapapapapapap September 25, 2020

coronavirus 

a virus that started from china, and is a serious problem that crashed the economy
person 1: oh no, i got the coronavirus
person 2: oh no
coronavirus by kyrian247 April 13, 2021

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan

When the coronavirus is a once-in-a-lifetime event, especially for those who never went through the pain and suffering of a world war, or experienced a pandemic, which killed millions of people.
Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.

Coronavirus 

A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money
Man 1 He/She is shitting so much!

Man 2 Its the year of the coronavirus
Coronavirus by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020

Coronavirus 

Some fuck ass virus thats thought it would be funny to fuck up our whole summer.
Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".