That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.
by Michael Jameson June 20, 2007
When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...
If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 31, 2005
Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 06, 2011
Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)
by deb101deb June 25, 2009
by PedoSnapz December 12, 2010
what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to
Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
by Zosia & Mugen April 21, 2011
Adjective.
A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
by TheGingerMuffin January 07, 2011