That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.
by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...
If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.
by MechaTC October 30, 2005

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
by deb101deb June 24, 2009

by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to
Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

Adjective.
A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.
by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011
