Congress

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019