Complainer's Paradox

While something may be terribly annoying, listening to someone complaining about that thing is always worse.

Alternatively: The only thing more annoying than (x) is someone who can't stop complaining about (x).

Andy: I hate this snow! I'd rather live in Iraq than in this terrible weather!
Bill: Shut up.
Andy: Why? You hate snow as much as I do!
Bill: Yeah, but listening to you whine is worse. Complainer's Paradox.
Andy: Oh, I'm sorry.

by narthuro March 20, 2011

Complingo

(pronounced comp-lingo) basically means computer lingo, any terms or phrases used in computer based activities.

A) ah you see, your NAT is set to open
B) DUDE! spare me the complingo and fix it :)

by mywatchhat September 20, 2010

Complinsult

When you compliment and insult someone at the same time. Also a way to break something easy to someone.

Grace: "You're not funny, Jared, but I'll make exceptions for you."

Innocent bi-stander: "Damnnnn you were just complinsulted dude."

by Ms. Complinsulter June 13, 2013

complating

If someone is hate/complaining

"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

by Complating October 18, 2015

complainy

When someone complains alot

That nicholas sure is complainy!

by lalllalalalalalalla August 1, 2009

Cozmo complainer

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl

Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer

by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011

Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.

Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.

by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014