commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Commit toaster bath

When someone tells you to commit toaster bath you should tell them ok I will do it

Person:go commit toaster bath
Person 2: ok I will never hanks for the idea

by Clown rat February 11, 2020

commit green ogre

BECOME SHREK

go commit green ogre noob

by VVVVVVVVVVVVFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 2, 2020

Commit an oof

To ignite your lightsaber backwards

Bro, don't commit an oof

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 20, 2021

Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.

Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.

by TimAtOak July 6, 2021

commit die

what I want to do rn

I want to commit die

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 28, 2022