Comfort person

Florence Pugh

do you have a comfort person…oh wait why did I ask OF COURSE ITS OUR QUEEN FLO

by Janiebanielsmanis July 10, 2021

Comfort Wank

A Comfort Wank is an act of masturbation carried out by an emotionally stressed 'wanker', in an effort to soothe his woes with cheap sexual thrills. After a Comfort Wank, the said 'wanker' will usually cry himself to sleep.

Jimbo had had a bad day. After drowning his sorrows in a cheap beer at the local pub, he hobbled home, crawled into bed, reached for his vaseline and had a Comfort Wank.

by thehitcher03 August 3, 2009

comfort grope

the act of whilst comforting someone who is grieving for a variety of reason you comfort them starting at the shoulder and then progress down the posterior aspect of a person's body and in a clean sweep surreptitiously grope their urogenital/anal region

did you see ranjith , he just comfort groped marjerie what an entrepreneurial person of ethnic origin

by creature from the abyss February 9, 2010

comfort film

a film one watches that one has seen a minimum of 100 times and it never gets old. typically a comedy, it is usually watched on a lazy day at home. if you see this film on tv, you'll probably watch it without changing the channel.

Examples could be:

Airplane, Caddyshack, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Happy Gilmore, The Breakfast Club, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers

Person 1: Are you watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off again??
Person 2: Yeah, so? It's my comfort film!

by papabarista January 7, 2012

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009

Comfort Couple

A committed couple that does not have regular sex but does (usually) live together and love one another. Even though not sexual, the relationship is dedicated to spending time together and relationship building. The partnership is often seen as a long-term or even a lifetime commitment for each person in the relationship.

Yes Joe and Jill are together they just don't have sex. They are a comfort couple and will probably be together for life knowing them.

by austinanswer March 2, 2011