Chilf

A child who is quite stupid, and listens to K-pop.

"Omg katie is listening to K-Pop"
"Yeah what a chilf"

by katies friend November 30, 2019

CILF

Cookie I'd Like To Fuck, also known as CILF

Sorry mam', this is a McDonalds drive-thru. We don't have CILFs

by 190kg of pure muscle January 31, 2020

CILF

Is used as an abbreviation for "Corpse I would like to fuck"

Damn carl your grandma is a CILF

by anonymous September 15, 2020

cdilf

An attractive older man who doesn't have any kids, but instead has cats. Stands for "Cat Dad I'd Like To Fuck"

"I know John doesn't have any kids, but he's such a dilf anyway."
"He has two cats!"
"Ah, so he's a cdilf..."

by damng00dtimes January 6, 2021

Cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

"Have you seen Jimmy's cousin? She's a total Cilf."

by DAMNWITCH May 2, 2021

Cilf

Cat I'd like to fuck

Man, Mr.Sniffles sure is a cilf

by whoamitff May 31, 2021

CILF

Cookie I'd like (to) fuck

Person A "Omg Latte Cookie is such a CILF!"
Person B "what"

by ririqhvstie October 18, 2021