chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

by Andrew October 9, 2004

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.

After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

climples

Like "bacne" except on the clitoris. To clarify; Pimple- A small hard inflamed spot on the skin.

Climples- A serious lack of feminine hygiene.

"Holy shit! It fucking popped!"

by rigidywow October 18, 2008

Chumpled

To choke in sport

Berdych chumpled the twelfth game of the second set to Rafa in the 2010 Wimbledon final.

by ZaZopolis July 7, 2010

Crumplebutt

A lazy Slackamoose; also an amazing alcoholic beverage.

Mix Pineapple juice, White Cranberry/Strawberry juice, 151 rum, Lemon lime soda, Blue Caracao liquer and everclear.

Dude, she's so lazy...

Yeah, what a crumplebutt

-or-

Man, did you taste that drink?

Yeah, man, that Crumplebutt knocked me on my ass!

by JamesMongold January 16, 2011

crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.

"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."

by myrmadon December 16, 2011