Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Dingle Clinger

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Clingonatar

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!

Clingonatar

by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010

Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009

stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

by Dan Everett April 26, 2006

Chingy

1. Wannabe thug
2. lack of vocabulary
3. promotes illiteracy
4. see wanksta
5. uneducated

Chingy finally moved outta his mamma's house, after his single "Right Thurr" sold millions of copies to teenage girls who are so uneducated and lacking in selfesteem, and who more than likely will end up in shelters for battered women, in the future.

by Anti-Fake Thug Rappers December 18, 2003