Janus: "Wow, Santa really hated you this year huh?"
Roman buried in presents: "You mean Sanders Claus????"
Roman buried in presents: "You mean Sanders Claus????"
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Get the sanny claus mug.Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.
ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!
by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 26, 2021
Get the Santa Claus mug.The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.
*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*
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Get the Santa Claus mug.A western Pennsylvania term. It means to initiate plans for a later date, then not show up or follow through with the plans.
Jim pulled a Claus again on me. That asshole called me and told me he had tickets to the Donnie Iris show for Saturday down at Nick's Fat City. I sat around all night waiting for that asshole to show up. That fucker's always pulling a Claus on me.
by Rick Beggs April 20, 2011
Get the Pulling a Claus mug.The exact opposite of Santa Claus. He is rumored to live in Antarctica with a troup of midget gypsies and every Christmas eve he flies his magical moose-drawn Volkswagen Beatle to the homes of all the naughty children. He quietly breaks in through the front door and steals all the presents from under the Christmas tree, which he then sells on eBay to fund his drinking and online poker habits.
1>Hey dude what did you get for Christmas?!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
2>F*cking nothing! Reverse Santa Claus broke into my house again and stole everything! He even shot my cat!
1>That f*cking sucks man.
2>He even took a shit in my microwave and set it to 99 minutes and 99 seconds!
by Kris Krang-ang-le May 9, 2013
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