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Circle of Sauron

A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil.
Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel.
If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Sméagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again.

Credit goes to Chapmanfan
This thread is such a circle jerk, a Circle of Sauron even.
by Definethisforme April 3, 2011
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circle of death

a crazy drinkin game where you get wasted make up dumbass rules drink at every opportunity and wake up with no knowledge of the previous night
person-if you breathe you have to drink
everyone loses and gets plastered
by anonomys May 13, 2005
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circle syndrome

The game people play when one likes someone but the other likes them back(even a little) yet, plays mind games and they meet new people but once they are lost or bored, they come running back to the one that liked them. Over time the person starts to give up/not care on the one they liked cause they know they fell a little too hard and don't want to hurt no more.But every time that other slighty come back, all those frustrating thoughts run through one's mind again. And it's like an infectious circle that doesn't really stop for a whileee.
Who needs an example? I am positive 80% of you reading this have been in the circle syndrome.
by OhMyAnonymous April 23, 2007
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circle of sadness

When a person creates an unending, drama-filled life for themself. Thriving on daily abuse and heartache. Doing nothing to change the situation, but bitching about it every chance they get.
Jenn Morgan lives in a circle of sadness
by The girl next door to you August 19, 2008
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circle of jerks

A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.
When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks
by dixiehts13 November 24, 2010
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Circle the Wagons

Look for protection, get defensive, get ready for an attack; from the old west where the pioneers would circle their wagons for protection from the Indians.
Week 4 of the 08 season the Buffalo Bills came back from a losing first half, rallied their defense, and kicked the St. Louis Rams butts. They had to circle the wagons in the second half to come back and win.
by andrea04 March 4, 2009
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circle pit

Is something that forms in a punk, ska, or metal concert. The purpose of it is for the outterpeople to keep the formation and act as bouncers and the dancers to run in. There are many different styles of dances that go on; the two step, the running man, skanking. Also moshing and thrashing goes down. Usually people in the pit are very curtious, if you fall, someone will stop and pick you up. This style of dancing is def. great if you're at a underground punk show where people are more considerate, and women can participate without getting beat down.
"man, i got my ass kicked in the dead kennedy's circle pit yesterday"
by holly hooligan September 24, 2006
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